you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
(via joshpeck)
i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now
*Kirby inhalation noise*
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date a girl that won’t judge you for having a shrine in your closet with framed photos of your best friend’s ass
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
(via thebootydiaries)
some nerd: hey do u know how to read
me (cool and has a skateboard): no
Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.
i have a skateboard
(via thebootydiaries)
