The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
(via systemgender)
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g00:
*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?
I mentally cannot handle the concept of doofenshmirtz saying fuck, I’m sorry
(via almostrapunzel)
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Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I can hardly wait and am now anxious March gets to be late
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
(via thebootydiaries)